2022 Turkey Awards

Well, hello there. Did you know Turkeys are on the endangered species list? That’s right. According to Turkeys everywhere, this is what they tell uh, turkey farmers. That is why, this year, you should switch to Spam or Tofurkey or Soylent Green.

The Turkey Awards brings out the best for consideration of this amazing award. It isn’t just one award, rather different awards for different categories with the big one tying around learning systems. There have been a lot of well-known winners in the past years, with only one time repetitive winner. That says something about the entire process.

Let’s take a brief look at this year’s categories. BTW, while it is supposedly true that Ben Franklin wanted the Turkey as the National Bird, it is very true that he spoke with a British accent. Come to think of it, all the patriots of that time, including George Washington spoke with a British accent of some kind. This is why, I call on filmmakers to make a George Biopic starring Christian Bale, speaking in his native tongue. George only had one real tooth (very true), so Bale can do a lot of gumming food.

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