Be kind.

I don’t feel like making a Venn diagram so you’ll have to imagine two circles that intersect. One circle says Trump. The other circle says Menopause. The intersection says: Twenty extra pounds and heart palpitations. Good times.

For example, I just wolfed down a Big Mac and fries while reading WaPo during my lunch break. Because, Trump. A year ago it would have been a nice cup of tea or something while checking the polls thinking: “She’s got this. I think I’ll go take a walk.” You know who I’m talking about.

Anyhow…

What am I doing about this Trump Twenty? It seems, one year later, not a god damn thing. I bought a gym membership and have used it twice. Doing the math, that means I’ve had two workouts at $250 a pop. And to be honest, they weren’t workouts. I rode a recumbent bike while watching the news. More good times.

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